• Scott Aukerman ( to Cameron Esposito. ): When you were born did you look back at your mom's vagina and go "Hey I could get used to this"?

I don’t get it when people act tough, I don’t understand it. To me, when you act tough you’re just saying, “Hey! I’ve been though a lot of horrible stuff in my life. And I survived it, and now I’m ready to attack anybody, like a Pit Bull.” — I want a demeanor that says, “I’ve never been through anything at all, and I’m just a Pug, riding a decorative pillow. Where will I go today, who knows? But, I shall be carried.

(Source: death2vega, via thelawnwrangler)

What's your fuck style??

  • Harris: sad
  • Scott: lance I gotta know: what's your fuck style?
  • Lance: calibrated.
  • Scott: PFT the listeners have been dying to know: what's your fuck style
  • PFT: STRAIGHT UP 1900s WIZARD WOLF.
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Steal His Look: Mulder Running Fast

Paul Smith Mainline Green Raglan Sleeve Cotton Sweatshirt in Forest Green ($275 )


T by Alexander Wang Light Sweatshirt ($255)

Stella McCartney Wool and silk-blend track pants ($700)

Air Jordan 6 SPORT BLUE Photos Ad Infinitum ($170)

The pain of losing a sister at the age of 12 and an incessant need to find out the truth about her abduction and the existence of extraterrestrial life (Free) 

teenagesoil:

Steal His Look: Mulder Running Fast

  • Paul Smith Mainline Green Raglan Sleeve Cotton Sweatshirt in Forest Green ($275 )

  • T by Alexander Wang Light Sweatshirt ($255)

  • Stella McCartney Wool and silk-blend track pants ($700)
  • Air Jordan 6 SPORT BLUE Photos Ad Infinitum ($170)

  • The pain of losing a sister at the age of 12 and an incessant need to find out the truth about her abduction and the existence of extraterrestrial life (Free) 

(via buttwyatt)